Friday, January 11, 2008

Borat Bulery's travels in NE Ohio


A tall, dark male thought to be in his mid twenties and bearing a freakishly strong resemblance to Borat has been spotted several times at various Cleveland hotspots. Many have speculated that he is a direct descendant of the Kazakstan / Uniheights lineage and arrived in Cleveland late last Summer. Since his arrival he has spent countless hours on backyard porches reminiscing about fond times in his motherland with the company of close cousins and friends, Red Labels and Camel Filters. His cousins, from the eastern suburb of University Heights says he goes by "Bulery" and has embraced Clevleand sports and culture to the fullest. These photos show him to be in merry spirits at all times while having pints after work, or cheering on the Indians and Cavs in his free time. He was just promoted as an Account Executive of Dan Dee chips (Euclid, OH) and is supposedly growing his territory and moving his way through the ranks. Be sure to give "Bulery" a warm welcome if you spot him out on the town. Oh yeah, and don't be offended if he asks your sister or girlfriend, "Do you like sexxx?"

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Looking ahead in the new year

Happy New Year! Went the simple route in this post.

In...

Gravys
grape bombs
Hot Dogs
Kristin Defino (spelling on first name? care)
Good laughs
khakis
crisp t shirts
Lebron
sleeping in
Carl Hiassen

Out...

Fox NFL robots
OSU losing in title games
Will Farrell
Superbad
pricey restaurants
True Religion jeans
Colgate
Squash
Panini's bartenders ruining the 'ol neighborhood
people that invest too much time into sports
Sportscenter
Klug's job search